BECOME "DRES"(men in sport suit with bald head)
You need some things to become a dress!
First of all U need big sport suit - 4 stripes demanding something like adidas but 1 sreap gratis... next baseball rocked ...or stic, it doesn't matter it can be even frying pan, ganja in pockets, super hi tech mobile phone with poli rings, and chic called Cindy who will you admire!
and remember u must speak by nose..mmm ( just like when u have a cold)
use words like bitch motherfucker fuck etc all the time, even u dont talk ...u must think about it.
NOW U CAN GO ON THE MATCH
All Dres goes for a match.
you need a scarf with colours of your favourite sport team and u need toilet paper as a serpentin.
But remembernever !! never! do not mix up sides of tribunes!
when fans of oposed team will catch u ...maybe God will save u...
if your team is loosing u must scream -- fuck with you! u are sucks!- that's make your team brave ... they will be proud of their fans:]
eventually u can jump over banks and help your team to win like a 12 competitor:]
after match its necessary to fight with a police...when they come to get your ass out of field--is some kind of tradition:]now everybody will help u--now borders are open--your team or not ..it is never mind at this moment--now together!!!